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ne-yo:
Swagger
Je swagge Tu swagges Il/Elle swagge Nous swaggons Vous swaggez Ils/Elles swaggent
“Hell, I am young. I am free. My teeth are clean. The sun shines. To hell with...”
– Stephen Fry, Making History (via selfinspiration)
“Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as wind...”
– Walt Whitman (via putasmileinyourvoice)
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The Modality in a Marching Clock
The modality in a marching clock,
A ticking time-bomb trudging up
A mole-hill in a mountain pass,
Turns from faulty apparitions,
Twice perceived as invitations
On account of all the foreign men
From places far-off beyond the sun
You’ve penned and spent a petty few
Proclaiming as reality.
-
I’ve called you out for what you are,
Step back, or face the facts -
Hanging cobweb...
“Why should women be paid equal to men? Men have been in the working world a lot...”
– Ann Romney, wife of Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney
[Source]
(via davidperham)
So at first I was really scared, but Abhi informed me that this was from a satire website. I’m now happy with the world again, and can even laugh a bit at this. =P
Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter.
Me: Nine and three quarters
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
“But I feel instinctively that I am good for something, that there is some point...”
– Vincent van Gogh; in a letter to his brother, Theo (via designatedcreeper)
Romeo: I just met you
Romeo: and this is crazy
Romeo: but marry me in three days
Romeo: and commit mutual suicide
Romeo: maybe
For the confusèd among you.
Old English (Anglo-Saxon): Eft he axode, hu ðære ðeode nama wære þe hi of comon. Him wæs geandwyrd, þæt hi Angle genemnode wæron. Þa cwæð he, "Rihtlice hi sind Angle gehatene, for ðan ðe hi engla wlite habbað, and swilcum gedafenað þæt hi on heofonum engla geferan beon."
Middle English: In þat lond ben trees þat beren wolle, as þogh it were of scheep; whereof men maken clothes, and all þing þat may ben made of wolle. In þat contree ben many ipotaynes, þat dwellen som tyme in the water, and somtyme on the lond: and þei ben half man and half hors, as I haue seyd before; and þei eten men, whan þei may take hem.
Early Modern English: But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou her maid art far more fair than she Be not her maid, since she is envious; Her vestal livery is but sick and green And none but fools do wear it; cast it off. It is my lady, O, it is my love!
Modern English: Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you'd expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn't hold with such nonsense.
Pointless dribble: Omg, lol, def totes ridic, c u ltr
Nikolai the Russian gymnast
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You had me staggering, winded and amazed.
You had me staggering, winded and amazed.
To think, so deeply, and trust, so keenly, I have done,
But to be struck so viciously with such immediacy,
The sort you read in quiet corners and dream of when
You watch the marvels of the mountain pass and
The setting of the sun, I’m sure, I have never claimed
To have honed in my yearning existence.
With seeming effortlessness, a task, I do...
“Don’t tell Rick Santorum, but Jesus was a Middle Eastern Socialist Jew”
– Zach Braff (via mingstein)
Stana Katic showed us in ''The Limey'' that she...
So Young and Invincible: What if Hufflepuff is... →
oscarstardis:
oh-my-red-vines:
I mean,
Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
They live right by the kitchen.
Their head of house teaches herbology.
“Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
Slytherins obviously do…
